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3:30am April 12, 2014

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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11:21pm April 3, 2014

leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x

3:00am March 30, 2014
shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

12:30am March 29, 2014
therothwoman:

ohhhvienna:

purrityring:

ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

I AM ON MY WAY

I CAN GO THE DISTANCE

therothwoman:

ohhhvienna:

purrityring:

ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

I AM ON MY WAY

I CAN GO THE DISTANCE

10:56am March 24, 2014

sk0ol-is-4-chumps:

cl0seandpers0nal:

genies:

meredith-holden:

IT’S BACK. YES. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO SHOW UP AGAIN.

aaksjajak

OMFG

THE GUY ON THE TOP BUNK IS MY HERO

4:23am March 23, 2014

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

11:50pm March 21, 2014

doctorrivaille:

revias:

wont stop

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