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1:04am July 9, 2014

californialto:

so my mums best friend from Germany just sent this to us about the World Cup

1:34am June 15, 2014

thresh-prince-of-belairr:

when you see your notp on your dash

12:46am June 15, 2014

hiccupsapprentice:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

OOFFF COOOOURRSSSEEE IIITTTSSS AAANNNN OOORRAAANNGGEEE III JUUUSSSTTT TOOOOLLLDDD YOOOUUUU IIIITTTSSS AAANNNN OOORRRAAAANNGGGEEEEE

1:08am June 6, 2014
fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

11:40pm June 4, 2014

robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

12:09am May 6, 2014

Great clouds roll over your gillsBringing dungeness from above

Great clouds roll over your gills
Bringing dungeness from above

5:15pm May 4, 2014

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE