this will make more sense if you read dickmagician first, but can still probably be read alone :)
Suits always made Merlin itchy. In addition, they also made him feel like he was roleplaying as an adult human being, trying to convince the world that he was fit to deal with anything more than marathoning shows on Netflix and reviewing dick pics. But this was Nemeth Art Gallery, and the least he could do was show up in a suit and pretend to like champagne at his own vernissage.
eeeeeee it’s so good and adorable and awesome. You should all read it. If you haven’t read the dickmagician fic yet, I highly recommend that you do. It’s hilarious and a lot of fun.
Basically, all of this is perfect.
"I think I like your idea of coming [dressed at Comic Con] as someone tall, because it would be funny."
I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even…
we must bring our own light to the darkness. nobody is going to do it for us
some say the world will end in fire // some say in ice
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
and if i was running and if i was crying and if i was scared -
you know i’m gonna find a way to let you have your way with me;