9:21pm July 31, 2014
eamestrousers asked: In dick magician verse, Arthur asks Merlin to marry him via a new submission to Merlin's blog. XD



this will make more sense if you read dickmagician first, but can still probably be read alone :)

Suits always made Merlin itchy. In addition, they also made him feel like he was roleplaying as an adult human being, trying to convince the world that he was fit to deal with anything more than marathoning shows on Netflix and reviewing dick pics. But this was Nemeth Art Gallery, and the least he could do was show up in a suit and pretend to like champagne at his own vernissage.

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eeeeeee it’s so good and adorable and awesome. You should all read it. If you haven’t read the dickmagician fic yet, I highly recommend that you do. It’s hilarious and a lot of fun. 

Basically, all of this is perfect.

9:17pm July 31, 2014

"I think I like your idea of coming [dressed at Comic Con] as someone tall, because it would be funny." 

9:16pm July 31, 2014



9:13pm July 31, 2014




I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even…

9:09pm July 31, 2014

we must bring our own light to the darkness. nobody is going to do it for us

9:09pm July 31, 2014

make me choose > giles or wesley?

9:08pm July 31, 2014

some say the world will end in fire // some say in ice

9:06pm July 31, 2014

and if i was running and if i was crying and if i was scared -

you know i’m gonna find a way to let you have your way with me;